Dating with deformities
The higher the number, the better quality man you can catch. It slightly enhances my looks: 0 points I look like a different woman with makeup: -1 point I’m a natural beauty. Flat: -1 point Round and fleshy: 1 point Round, fleshy, and firm: 2 points Flat and saggy: -2 points Just average: 0 points 8. Cutting board flat: 1 point Slight pouch: 0 points Muffin top: -1 point Flabby beer gut and fupa: -10 points 9. Very toned, I can see my triceps: 1 point Average, not flabby: 0 points If I hold my arm out, I can wobble the fat underneath my upper arm: -1 point 10. Delicate piano fingers, proportionally small: 1 point Average size: 0 points Manhands: -1 point 11. My head and pubic area only: 1 point I have to shave my legs daily and wax my bushy eyebrows: 0 points I have dark forearm hair and a mustache: -1 point Nipples, asscrack, and that giant mole on my back: -2 points 12. The scoring of female BMI varies somewhat from that of male BMI because aesthetics, not just general health, have to be taken into consideration.) under 14.1: -10 points 14.1 to 15.0: -5 points 15.1 to 16.5: 0 points 16.6 to 17.4: 3 points 17.5 to 21.0: 10 points 21.1 to 23.0: 3 points 23.1 to 24.5: 0 points 24.6 to 28.0: -5 points 28.1 to 33.0: -10 points over 33.0: stop taking this quiz. To illustrate how very subtle changes in facial characteristics can mean the difference between beautiful and ugly, look at these two photos: I do not even have to label these photos because almost all my readers viewing them, men and women, will instinctively know which is the hot girl and which is not. Note: Do not bother soliciting the opinions of the following people, because they will not give you a truthful answer. Otherwise, go with what you’ve overheard through the grapevine by people who weren’t your close friends, or suck it up and try to be as honest with yourself as possible. In proportion to the size of your face, are your eyes: Large and saucer-like: 1 point Normal-sized: 0 points Small and beady: -1 point 23.
The lower the number, the more likely you will find yourself surrounded by cats. My morning face looks the same as my evening face: 1 point 3. (This relates tangentially to your ability to connect emotionally with a man.) Under 85: -1 point 85 to 100: 0 points 101 to 120: 1 point 121 to 145: 0 points Over 145: -1 point ***** The following ten questions deal with the physical attractiveness of your body. Your breast size is: Bee stings up to A cup: -1 point B cup: 0 points C cup: 1 point D cup, naturally firm: 2 points DD cup, firm: 1 point E cup and up: 0 points 5. Get a tape ruler and measure around your waist and your hips. This ratio is: 0.65 to 0.75: 1 point 0.55 to 0.64: 0 points under 0.55: -1 point 0.76 to 0.85: 0 points 0.85 to 0.95: -1 point over 0.95: -2 points 13. Remember this the next time someone tells you beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Lesbians will also give you an accurate appraisal as long as it is through a third party and not directly to your face. Adjust your rating based on how close your facial morphology matches one or the other. 1 to 2: -10 points 3 to 4: -5 points 5: -1 point 6: 2 points 7: 5 points 8 to 9: 8 points 10: 12 points 15. No acne, blemishes, or poorly located moles: 0 points Some combination of the above: -1 point People are always telling you how silky smooth your skin looks: 1 point 16. Yes, minor: -1 point Yes, major: -10 points No: 0 points 17. Pencil thin: -1 point Average: 0 points Juicily plump: 1 point Weirdly oversized: 0 points 18. Is the distance between your eyes: Wide: 1 point Average: 0 points Narrow: -1 point The bottom line on female facial beauty is that as the lower half of her face becomes smaller and more delicate, making her eyes and cheekbones appear more prominent, the better looking she will be.
Whether it be webbed toes, clubbed thumbs, or third (and fourth!
) nipples, you may be surprised at just how many of your favorite celebs have physical deformities.
A couple years ago, a male friend looked at my profile on Ok Cupid and found something with wrong with every single photo I had posted.
The ones I thought looked serious or pensive actually looked cruel and stern, he said; the side profiles suggested I was hiding some kind of deformity.
UPDATE: I’ve adjusted the scoring and categories a bit because the test was skewed somewhat toward lower scores.
For those who have arguments with my scoring system, understand that it is based on averages.
A 5’10” 140lb woman would have a BMI of 20.1, which puts her well within the most desirable BMI category. ***** The next ten questions are the section of the test that measures your facial beauty. Your heterosexual male friends who would sleep with you given the chance.
***** If you are a woman, this test will measure your dating market value. Since so much of a woman’s dating market value resides in the appeal of her face, I have chosen to examine some traits in finer detail. Instead, put your pic up on hotornot and check back in a week. Long: -1 point Average: 0 points Short: 1 point 20. Small: 1 point Average: 0 points Large: -1 point 21. Small: 1 point Average: 0 points Large: -1 point 22.
She revealed the deformity to British magazine Heat, explaining, “I had a tail when I was born. Then they chopped it off and stole my tail.”Kate Bosworth belongs to a small group of people with heterochromia iridium – two different eye colors.